New Food items Being Offered at McDonalds….

1. McCartlidge: Chewy, not quite bone, not quite tendon remnants of cows slathered in rich rayonaize…our signature blend of expired relish and mayonaise.

2. Pear: Our latest addition to our helathy menu. Its just a pear.

3. McWaffle: Its this easy. Just take something and ad Mc infront of it…

4. McMilk: Looks like Milk, tastes like Milk. But wait a minute…turtles don’t give milk…nope they give McMilk. Mmmmmmm turtley.

5. McSteak: Fake meat served up hot. Almost sounds like MiSteak. Almost.

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